Dear Miss Pretty:

That would be the name of my advice column. If I had one. I stole it from an episode of "Just Shoot Me"...it was David Spade's alias. Yeah...I'm always giving out what I deem to be good advice- mainly because of my practical approach and distaste for bullsh*t. Like many people, I can dish it out, but never take it. So I started thinking, what would I say to someone who came to me with a problem involving a houseguest they want out. Because if someone came to me with this problem, I bet I would really have something helpful to say. But the person is me, and I can't help myself. Emily's advice is "just stay busy this week and she'll be gone soon enough". Sounds like a plan, probably the same thing I'd say to someone else. Now I just need to heed her advice and stop obsessing. But that's what I do best. My apartment is no longer mine, it's been taken over. I can't wait until next Wednesday.
Reagan
"Pissed off in California"